savannahblair:

just one guy.

a faithful one

a loyal one

one that’ll put a smile on my face

one that’ll love me

without even asking.

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monetizeyourcat:

vlogbloopers:

wow get a job

are you talking to the photographer or the dog because if you’re talking to the dog i agree

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tylerkoehler:

Tonight has to be the first time I’ve been depressed in awhile. I’m never happy anymore, nor do I feel good enough for anyone. I just want to leave, I don’t care where I end up just away from here. None of my friends want to hear about my problems so I’m telling tumblr.


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3ridan:

do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking 

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snorlaxatives:

the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”

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internet-slang:

I don’t want any ifs, ands, or butts. Actually wait, I want butts. Butts are nice.

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shit-wentz:

if i ever become famous i’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it’s me

and then one day i would call them on skype and see the blood run out of their faces

(Source: hellyeahnikita, via tied-to-the-shore)


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